Warning: The following contains
wrestling terminology! Most people will be lost. You have been
warned. Enjoy!
Seeing as how it's Wrestlemania
weekend, I thought that I'd write a blog on wrestling. I know. I
know. Yes, I am a grown man that still watches wrestling. Wrestling
is a weird subject because there are so many rabid wrestling fans
that take a scripted faux sport so seriously. If I had to classify
myself, I would probably say that I'm a smark. Which the term itself
can be viewed with a negative connotation. The only reason I use
that term is because I probably know more than the average fan. But,
I probably don't know nearly as much as I think I do. I have never
worked within the wrestling industry. I have never wrestled. So,
the following commentary is based solely on my level of entertainment
as a viewer. That's it.
I have been a TNA viewer for about 4
years. I was actually first attracted to TNA because I saw a
commercial featuring Sting. I was a big Sting fan as a kid and I
marked out when I saw him. I was shocked that he was still
wrestling. I had to tune in. So I did and I kind of enjoyed the
product. So, I kept watching. I had already been an avid fan of the
WWE. I actually used to watch the WWF as a kid with my mom.
Currently, I only view TNA. Now before you call me a TNA mark, I
think both WWE and TNA need drastic improvement. The state of
wrestling as a whole is really bad, right now. The reason that I
stayed with TNA is simple. I only have to watch two hours a week. I
don't have the time to follow WWE storylines a minimum of five hours
a week. So, without any further ado, let me get to the entire point
of this article. That is listing the things that really bother me
about TNA.
1. Getting rid of the six-sided ring -
This will fall into the same category as a few other listings and
that is not accentuating the differences between WWE and TNA. One of
the things that drew my attention to TNA was the six-sided ring.
When you are flipping through he channels, it set it apart from other
wrestling promotions(except for AAA). It took me a little bit. But,
I grew to really like it. Not to mention that the one time that I
got to set foot in it, the ring felt a lot cushier than what I've
heard other rings are like. I imagine the wrestlers must have
appreciated that. I've heard rumors that the reason that they did
away with it was because of wrestlers preferring the typical "squared
circle" if that's the case, I fully understand and support the
move. If not, the only real change that they should have made would
have been to make it slightly larger. It was a small ring. I assume
that the move was prompted by Hulk Hogan or Eric Bischoff considering
Hulk's very public negative comments concerning the six-sided ring.
2. Dismantling of the X division -
Once again, this was something that really set TNA apart from WWE. I
don't think the new regime really ever fully understood the X
division. Yes, it showcased the smaller wrestlers. But, it also
showcased the other wrestlers that didn't quite fit into the upper
card booking or weren't quite ready to fit into the heavyweight title
picture. One of the worst things that they did was putting the
weight restriction on the X division. Then, they put the X division
wrestlers into goofy sketches. Next, Abyss, who was a member of
Immortal at the time, won the title by making the entire division
look weak.
3. Dismantling of the knockouts
division - At one point in time, the TNA knockout division was the
pinnacle of woman's wrestling. They were the highest rated segment,
on Impact. The heel stable of the Beautiful People was even cloned
as LayCool by the WWE. At one point, I enjoyed it more than the men.
These women put on some great matches.
4. The putting over of ex WWE stars
(on the downside of their career) over veteran or younger homegrown
TNA talent - One great example of this is the current heavyweight
champion, Bully Ray. Bully is in his mid 40s. I have no problem
with Bully Ray. The guy has worked his butt off and is one of the
top heels in the sport, right now. He is currently the best I've
ever seen him as a solo wrestler I just don't see how you legitimize
your organization by having your homegrown talent put over older
castoffs from WWE. It makes you promotion look weak and does nothing
to elevate the younger talent. I was hoping that once they put the
belt on him, A.J. Styles would come back, take it from him and help
dismantle Aces and Eights. The TNA fans love A.J. and I think this
would help elevate his status as a main eventer and make TNA look
that much stronger. But, now it looks as if A.J. is going to to be a
'tweener/heel feuding with James Storm. Wha? Um... Ok? Take the
closest thing to a star that you have. Turn him heelish and make him
feud with a popular babyface. There had better be a really good
payoff, at the end of this. They tried to turn A.J. heel, before.
Anyone remember the Ric Flair clone A.J. and what a failure that was?
5. Trying to look like a WCW or WWE
lite - This ties into the previously mentioned items. WWE already
exists. Why should people switch over an established product and
watch this? In the 90s, The reason that ECW was so popular was
because it found something that it was good at and exaggerated it.
This differentiated it from the other promotions. When you turned on
ECW, you instantly knew that you were watching ECW. Paul Heyman
worked with what he had. They didn't have the money of the larger
promotions. So, they took what they did well and accentuated it.
Instead of emulating other organizations and coming off as a cheap
knockoff. This also filled a niche that fans of the other promotions
were yearning for.
6. Paying WWE castoffs too much -
Dixie Carter seems to mark out for big names. But, this is hurting
their bottom line. The money getting paid to veterans could be
better spent going into production. For a long time, Impact had been
shot on a sound studio in Paramount studios. When watching on TV, it
looks like it's shot on a soundstage. I stopped watching Ring of
Honor because the production value was so horrendous. This was
recently rectified (getting out of the Impact Zone) Unfortunately,
one of the things that has attracted talent to TNA has been one of
its downfalls, also. Filming from one location has been incentive to
older wrestlers and wrestlers with families to sign with TNA. It has
meant considerably less travel than WWE's 300+ days tour schedule .
Unfortunately, it has also meant limited exposure outside of that
area, less than enthusiastic crowd (many of which aren't even
wrestling fans). They are primarily tourists there to see Paramount
Studios or fans that go weekly that are used to seeing the same thing
over and over. I'm so glad to see them leave the Impact Zone. I
have been to two TNA live events and they were a lot of fun. I'm
hoping that find a way to put that excitement and fun into their
regular tapings.
7. Signing Hogan and Bischoff – I
have nothing against either of these two. But so far, the return on
investment has been non-existant. Ratings have not gone up. Any new
viewers that were gained by signing Hogan and Bischoff were negated
due to the core audience being lost because of the changes that they
made (see previous item numbers). Money that was spent on these
individuals could have been put into marketing and production value
of the show. People are attracted to flash. WWE is not that much
better of a product. But, they put tons of money into production and
it shows. The product looks phenomenal.
8. Aces and Eights - TNA can learn from
the WWE's booking of the Shield. As much as I like Luke Gallows, the
reveals for the members of Aces and Eights have been less than
spectacular. If you are creating a monster heel stable, you have to
make them look unstoppable. They have to win every match. They have
to leave unconscious bodies, in the ring. So far, it's been give and
take. Several times, the Aces and Eights have been punked and made
to look like geeks. They've run out of the ring even when they had
the numbers advantage. You have to keep building them then have the
final payoff be a huge win for babyfaces at a major pay-per-view.
Plus, with the “marriage” of Brooke Hogan to Bully Ray, there
should have been some kind of payoff, such as prenup that gave Bully
more power within the company.
9. Dismantling of the tag team division – This was yet another
point of differentiation from WWE. The matches between the Motor
City Machine Guns and Beer Money were some of the best tag team
matches that I've ever seen. They were awesome. Not long after
that, the teams were broken up and it left a huge vacancy that needed
to be filled. At the time, WWE had all but given up on tag team
wrestling. Yet another missed opportunity to attract more viewers.
Now let's focus on some positives that
I see:
1. Less scripting and letting the
wrestlers come up with more of their own dialogue. I like the
spontaneity. Sometimes it hits. Sometimes it misses. But, I like
to see the wrestlers personalities come out. It's just a personal
preference.
2. Less politically correct
programming - The over-relying on obscenities has become tedious.
But, the less restrictive booking/writing does give them more
freedom.
3. Talent - I like the wrestling
style of TNA more than I do that of WWE. WWE has a very rigid style
that's not to be deviated from. TNA encourages much more of an indy
like feel to it's wrestling style that I enjoy. Less cookie cutter
like. Wrestlers are allowed to express themselves more freely in the
ring.
4. Doesn't have to answer to
shareholders - Being a privately owned company means that more
decisions can be made by the company itself and not shareholders that
have never been in the business.
5. Tag team division - The tag team
division has seen a resurgence, recently. They are definitely
focusing more on it and I've enjoyed that.
In conclusion, I will continue
watching the product, for now. The last year or so, I've been
seriously considering not watching any wrestling at all. I've gone
through stretches where I've done this before. The whole process has
been started to become a task and not much fun at all. Maybe, I'm
finally growing up. But, I wouldn't count on it. Happy
Wrestlemania, everyone. :-)